Mea Culpa

Having been married 35 years I realize that men are generally stupid when it comes to women. I was stupid recently in Second Life. Not for the first time either. I made an offhand remark months ago that was taken in a way I did not expect. I was told that I was wrong and I apologized for my insensitivity. The really stupid thing I did the other day was to make another offhand and totally unnecessary remark that was not as witty and I thought it was. I won't go any further in the details, but I was lucky to be forgiven by someone I feel really close to and cherish her friendship.

The remainder of this post comes from a e-mail that someone sent my wife and she in turn passed on to me. Why would a man post jokes about men? mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know...it never happened)

( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And the personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)